Coach Ritz Crack-Her
| Skater Name: | Ritz Crack-Her |
| Skater Number: | #1968 |
| Height: | Depends on the day…. |
| Motto: | Do unto others as you wish done unto you & shit ALWAYS happens, deal with it. |
| Weakness: | Squealing like a chihuahua |
| Pet Peeves: | Know-it-alls, especially when they don’t know squat |
| Injuries: | If I tell, are you going to use it against me? |
| Favorite Derby Moment: | CCC losing to Arkansas by 6 points & getting to watch the KC Warriors pull off an awesome win against Texas in 2008 |
| Known for: | Being a PITA, the one to take out a ref from the opposing team (he/she has to buy the first round of beers then) |
