Violent J

Skater Name: Violent J
Skater Number: #1775
Height: 5’7”
Motto: Blockers don’t wear panties!
Likes: Science fiction, target shooting, the color GREEN
Dislikes: Poison ivy, quitters, the color PINK
Derby Heroes: Beyonslay – she makes my rockin’ world go round
Strengths: Stubbornness, pain tolerance
Weakness: Elbows, pulling my panties down over my eyes
Pet Peeves: People who get in my way, unless I can knock them down
Injuries: Hematoma due to Shebola Virus
Favorite Derby Moment: Every time I lace up my skates
Favorite Derby Item: My brain bucket
Known for: Taking hits and asking for more
Favorite Web Page: Gangstas vs. Rednecks